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- Martin Sweeney -

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me:
All scientists are hipsters, that's why they wear glasses.
husband:
No.
me:
"I stopped working on electromagnetic induction. It was too current."
husband:
No.
me:
"I used to have a passion for oceanography but I got sick of talking about the mainstream."
husband:
No!
me:
"Of course I'm not a mathematician. Calculus-based models of the universe are SO derivative."
husband:
...
me:
"I'm an expert on geothermal vents--"
husband:
Oh my God.
me:
"--They're probably too deep for you."

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Then along comes Facebook, the great alien presence that just hovers over our cities, year after year, as we wait and fear. You turn on the television and there it is, right above the Empire State Building, humming. And now a hole has opened up on its base and it has dumped a billion dollars into a public square — which turned out to not be public, but actually belongs to a few suddenly-very-rich dudes. You can’t blame users for becoming hooting primates when a giant spaceship dumps a billion dollars out of its money hole.
Facebook and Instagram: When Your Favorite App Sells Out

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We’ll get to why this is important and necessary in a moment, but first we need to face up to a painful fact. It is that almost everything we have done over the last two decades in the area of ICT education in British schools has been misguided and largely futile. Instead of educating children about the most revolutionary technology of their young lifetimes, we have focused on training them to use obsolescent software products. And we did this because we fell into what the philosopher Gilbert Ryle would have called a “category mistake” – an error in which things of one kind are presented as if they belonged to another. We made the mistake of thinking that learning about computing is like learning to drive a car, and since a knowledge of internal combustion technology is not essential for becoming a proficient driver, it followed that an understanding of how computers work was not important for our children. The crowning apotheosis of this category mistake is a much-vaunted “qualification” called the European Computer Driving Licence.
A radical manifesto for teaching computing | Education | The Observer (via solita)

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So what to do? The central paradox of the machines that have made our lives so much brighter, quicker, longer and healthier is that they cannot teach us how to make the best use of them; the information revolution came without an instruction manual. All the data in the world cannot teach us how to sift through data; images don’t show us how to process images. The only way to do justice to our onscreen lives is by summoning exactly the emotional and moral clarity that can’t be found on any screen.
The Joy of Quiet - NYTimes.com